Back at 'The Maple Nook,' I found myself spilling the entire embarrassing saga to Katie, who was sipping her coffee with a mix of shock and amusement on her face.

“So, let me get this straight,” Katie said, trying to stifle her laughter. “You accidentally left a... rather uh, intimate, voicemail for Liam Harrington? The Liam Harrington?”

I groaned, burying my face in my hands. “Yes, and it’s not funny, Katie. It’s a disaster. I mean, what are the chances? Of all the ...