You can’t try to sneak into a bar or buy alcohol while underage—they know your age, they know your parents, or they know your family-another one of the 4,724 reasons I want to leave Athens.

Wait what? He thought of this? Of me? When? “Better than I fantasized”. Did my best friend Hamilton fantasize about sex with me? Did he think about this before I asked a favor of him tonight? Fuck a duck! How do we go back to a friendship now? This wasn’t a quickie to lose my virginity. ...