“Ow! D*mmit Sensei!” Siren said in pain while bandages were being wrapped around her leg.

“It won’t hurt as much if you’d hold still,” Sensei Leonard said as he gently tended to Siren’s wounds while balancing a blunt in his mouth. After finishing up covering Siren’s scratches and applying healing ointments to her bruises, he removed the blunt from his mouth and recapped the day’s events with her.

“So, you’re saying that at the derby contest a bunch of ...