Abel

"Remember," Barrett gives me a grin as I leave work the next day. "Rub one out before she comes over. That way you won't be so nervous."

"Shut the fuck up. You act like I've never been on a date in my life. I have had a relationship before, you know? Just not one I considered lasting the rest of my life."

He bends his eyebrows together, disbelief across his face. "Freshman year of college? C'mon, kiss my ass. You were with her because it was the ...