Rule number one when living with a panty annihilator like Sam Cleary? Google them before allowing them between your legs.

Several articles portrayed him as a rebel, even in prep school where he wore his sandy-brown hair only slightly shorter than it was now. In a YouTube video when he was asked what his future plans were after high school graduation, he stated, "Get out of this fucking suit and tie."

That one made me smile, but a D.C. gossip blog slid it off my ...