How do you build a vampire pyramid? Easy. Fall in love with three insanely hot vampires, have them sit their perfect asses on the couch, and then stretch over their laps and sleep there. Bonus points for spooning a dog at the same time.

I slept soundly with my face pressed to the back of Cleo's head, her soft fur sticking to my lips. She didn't seem at all concerned for her safety this close to me, and I chose to trust her instincts. I just couldn't imagine trying to eat her. I ...