Someone or someones might have helped UnBoxy create the potion needed to become UnBoxy. Good thing I just happened to know a couple of someones in a potion coven called The Crow and Switch. Sure, they'd tried to murder me with Broccoli Tea and marbles, but I was desperate. Desperate witches did desperate things.

Besides, I had to do something other than wait around for midnight tomorrow. That was when I had to make the trade: the Ring of Everlasting Night for Studmuffin. ...