Pregnant.

Alice is pregnant.

I got my girlfriend pregnant, and we haven’t even had a conversation yet about whether she is my girlfriend.

All through my teens, I expected this to happen to my brothers, probably Thatcher. Part of me waited for this type of phone call in college. And now I’m the idiot who fucked a girl with no protection. And what the hell was I thinking, shutting off her phone alarm and not telling her? I never let myself assume ...