This is so unlike me. I don't wear short, tight dresses. I don't wear high heels; I don't go to nightclubs. I also don't move 600 miles with two days' notice, accept a job after a phone interview, or put french fries on my sandwiches. And yet, here I am. This is New Juniper. Pittsburgh Juniper. Doesn't-take-shit-or-tolerate-cheaters Juniper.

That morning I found Zack in bed with that woman, I threw on a bathrobe and walked right back out of the house--I didn’t even stop for my ...