My agent wakes me with a text on Thursday. At six in the morning. I fumble around with the phone and try to call him. “You’re a shit human,” I say when he answers.

“You’re in my same time zone now, Moyer! I can call when the news is hot.”

“Does this hot news involve women or more money?”

He laughs. “No. Just giving you the heads up that you’re doing a media interview today. It’ll be your debut game with the Forge and the team ...