Professor Margo Woolery stared out at all of us in Death, Dying, and Reliving class as she paused dramatically at the end of a dark, drawn-out cautionary tale. "So that's why you should never, ever mix necromancy with drinking mead."

"Because of the alcohol?" a freshman in the front asked.

The professor clucked her tongue and closed her eyes briefly since her point for the last hour must've gotten lost. "No, Ferris. Because of the honey in mead. It works well with ...