"In fifteen years, I've never seen a spider infestation this bad," the exterminator said, pushing his glasses up on his nose. Sweat greased his pudgy face. "But the spray should kill 'em in no time."

Dad stuck his hand out. "Thanks so much, Herman. We really appreciate it."

"I'm sorry I couldn't get here sooner." Herman shook Dad's hand and opened the front door. "I'll send you the bill."

"Please do." Dad shut the door behind him and sighed. "I guess I better ...