Megan and Lily, dressed in their barely-there cheer outfits on a non-game day, sucked on popsicles in the lunch line. The boys at the nearby table grinned at them between mouthfuls of cardboard pizza, clearly happy with the free pseudo-porn in front of them.

"I love that you organized for the Red Cross to give us these for donating blood, but eww." Lily licked a blue drip off her hand. "I'm all sticky."

I'd stayed far away from the blood donation drive in the gym. No ...