Sorry I couldn't be home earlier, Dad, but I was buried alive by two Sorceressi who wanted to break another dark Sorceress out of the prison inside the earth, and a dead Trammeler Sorceress is the only one with enough power to do that. A Trammeler is a tree person/bounty hunter, in case you didn't know, and, oh yeah, I'm a Trammeler Sorceress.

Right. He would flip the switch on the electroshock treatment himself.

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