Ever wondered what it would be like if life was a movie?

Even though I loved adventure, I definitely would not like to be in an action movie setting - it's too risky, and I could die at any moment. I would prefer to be in a romantic movie, with a little bit of comedy and a handful of sexual suspense, and if the scene of me and Basil going to the restroom is to be written, this would've been what to expect:

- They both headed to the restroom to get Hunter cleaned up, oblivious to the fact ...