“Oh my!” A loud female voice catches my attention to my left. “You’re certainly proud of your member, aren’t you?” Her laughter tickles the air.

I blink, not believing my eyes. The woman we made a noise complaint on last week, emerges from the big cat building. Her cheeks are bright pink, and she covers her mouth as she laughs. She pauses mere feet away, quickly typing on her cell phone before tucking it into her denim cutoffs. When she looks up, she immediately notices ...