"I got an email about your application from my contact. He couldn't stop raving about it so I sent him your paper. They want to offer you a place".

Holy fucking god was he being serious?

"You failed to mention that you applied by the way".

"It was a spur of the moment kind of thing and I wasn't sure if I was too late, obviously I wasn't". I couldn't believe this. I got accepted into Yale.

"Oh no your application was too late but they want you. They think you'll be a great asset ...