FLASHBACK

The man came home one day, and he was reeking of another woman's perfume.

He was drunk too, and totally useless when he got home. His wife, who was waiting for him like the obedient life partner that she was, knelt down to greet him as soon as he walked in through the door.

The man stopped when he saw the woman kneeling. There was a dazed look on his face, but it quickly morped into delight.

He stumbled towards her, holding his arms out.

"Suzie, darling. How wonderful to meet ...