I was getting very familiar with the ceiling of my bedroom. I really should put something up there like sticky glow stars or whatever because looking at the paint and squinting at the light was probably going to ruin my eyesight.

That wasn’t really what I was focusing on though, even if I wished that my problems would amount to me speeding up my need for glasses in the future.

What the hell did I just do last night?

Did that really happen? Did I really ...