I jerk, nearly spilling my wine again. "That's a very personal question."

"I think it's important in your situation."

"My situation? I don't think - "

"But maybe I'm asking the wrong question. Tell me, when was the last time you had an orgasm?"

I let out a little gasp.

"That's none of your business!" I say. I'm going to need a lot more wine before we have this conversation. A LOT more wine.

"I'm not trying to make ...