The absolute last thing in the world I want to do is drag Roman around with me as I try on a bunch of dresses.

"I... I was just going to order a couple of options online and return the one I didn't like," I tell him.

He frowns. "Felicia, Hollywood Saves! is less than a week away."

"And we live in a world where one-day shipping exists."

"Do you really want to represent yourself and this magazine in something you ordered off of some discount ...