“So how long is this ‘review’ supposed to last?”.

I wrap my comforter tighter around myself. Stress nesting for the win!.

“Sakura, he’s terrifying”. My voice comes out muffled.

“I don’t give a shit Hagakure…”, she sighs. “How long will you be gone for?”. How insensitive.

“You just want me to leave so you can bring your ex and have her pee on the couch, don’t you?”.

Yeah.

Maybe I deserved to be smacked for that one.

“Or you want her to pee ...