Okay, so I lied a little. Well, I stretched the truth. Okay, I just left out a few details. I don’t really want to go into it right now, so I’m just going to show you what I wrote after it happened.

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I just had a near-death experience. And I mean really near death. Nearer than I ever thought I’d get. Except, you know, once. Though I never expected this to happen to me.

This sort of thing doesn’t happen to people. Not really. It was ...