“I haven’t really weighed myself in a while,” I tell him. “But I suppose that’s good to know for the next time I go to the doctor.”

“I wouldn’t bother with that. I haven’t been to a doctor since before they started using anesthetics for surgery. Your wolf will keep you healthy far better than human medical science.”

“So I might weigh close to three hundred pounds?” I’m not usually obsessed about weight or anything like that. I know that ...