I forgot that I was terrible at ping pong. Beer pong, on the other hand, I was a world champ at. Or at least, that's what I proudly announced after a couple of shots of tequila.

Ryan teamed up with me against Nico and Tyler. I should have known better than to let Nico have Tyler on his team. Tyler had spent a few semesters at NYU and learned absolutely nothing by way of whatever degree he was attempting to obtain, and pretty much everything about every party game there ever ...