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There, on the wall of the restaurant, was a picture of Melanie and me when we had won a pizza-eating competition.

“I don't believe it,” I said, looking at the picture. “They hung us up!”

“I don't even remember taking that picture,” Melanie said, a similar green on her face. We stared incredulously at the picture frame. “Damn. I look like a nerd.”

The waitress chuckled. “Since we have two legends in the house, why don't we give you the pizza on the ...