My vanishing spell fits over the farm like a swimming cap. Nice and snug, not very breathable. We let the housekeeper, Virginia, know that we’re on our feet and will be fine for a few weeks without her help. Busy preparing for a giant family Christmas, the relief on Virginia's face is clear.

“Didn’t know you would be here so long. But I’m glad, so glad that the estate is being enjoyed how it should be enjoyed. You folks doing anything for ...