I slanted him a look. “I’m not Jason’s woman. We’re more like Batman and Robin, and he’s my Robin.” Over the vampires’ confused look, I added with an exasperated sigh, “Don’t you guys watch any shows?”

“We don’t like American movies,” White said, and the vamps all nodded their agreement. “We don’t like anything American.”

“So you’re French,” I said. “But I’m telling you, Jason was my sidekick when we were on the road trip before you guys showed ...