My nap was sh*t. It was really more of an hour of tossing and turning and bemoaning my lot in life. So I decided to just get up. I sat up slowly, put my head in my hands for a few more seconds and got up and went to my room. Gotta keep it moving.

Emma was sitting on my bed watching HGTV when I walked in. My window was open. I hated my window open. I walked in front of the TV to close the window, and then walked back and stood in front of the LCD. Emma leaned sideways like she’d look ...