After our “Come to Jesus”, Lynn seemed to think the whole situation was really funny. Which I didn’t expect, and that irritated me quite a bit. Not that I wasn't usually quite irritable. Not that I didn’t have an entirely new game-changing level of annoyance to deal with.

So, I ignored her while she recited different incidents from the last couple of weeks that were explained easier now that we knew I was a walking s*x bomb. As I ran from her up the stairs and to my room, she ...