"You said you were going to leave as soon as I fell asleep," she said.

"I swear I was going to. I had every intention of sleeping on the couch, but I must've fallen asleep in here." He tucked his hands beneath the side of his face and stared at her with the utmost sincerity. "Next thing I know, you're climbing on to take a little ride."

"Oh, my God!" she shrieked and smacked his chest. "This isn't funny. I just sexually assaulted you in my sleep."

But ...