'Delusional?' the voice in her head commented.

Because that's the most sensible explanation. He sounds completely delusional, either unable to grasp reality or deliberately avoiding it.

Who behaves like this, twisting words out of context and pretending they were the exact words spoken?

"Now, can I go sit?" Alisha asked, annoyed, not wanting to continue the conversation. She'd had enough.

"Didn't you ask me earlier if I had an allergy, so couldn't you rub it? Maybe it'll make me feel ...