Nobody talks to me this way, I think, as Isaac Brady does exactly what he said he would and yanks down my pants. Nobody has ever talked to me this way, and nobody has made me feel this fucking excited before, either.

I love sex, and I love it on my terms, which means me on top grinding just so against my date’s pubic bone until I detonate my lady rocket. I don’t do relationships. I don’t really even do second dates. I have no room in my life for that. Sex is ...