What do I wear to costume bingo?

I spend the entire next day fretting about my outfit and then decide to reach out to my Brady Ladies group text. I usually keep the conversation muted because they tend to say things about my family members’ sex lives and it makes me want to barf when my dad’s girlfriend chimes in.

But, you know, sometimes they’re useful.

Nicole is, of course, the first to respond. Is it drag queen bingo or regular people ...