Emma did invite my mother, and she’s making me tell her later. Tell her everything. She sent me to timeout in the guest room while she walks to the farmers market for cheese, and says I’m supposed to think about why I’ve been so reluctant to tell my mother I’m pregnant.

This guest room is really the toddler’s room, and this is where Emma has offered to let me stay tonight and for as long as I need. Which means Ricky is bunking with Emma and ...