I wasn’t going to have the family over on a weeknight. I really wasn’t. There’s the new documentary coming out tonight, that I’ll have to save for tomorrow, which means I’ll have to adjust all my social media notifications since I’ll miss the chat and get spoilers if I log in tomorrow. But when my nephew Liam called to say his pregnant girlfriend was craving my special marinade, who was I to say no to that.

I leave the office a bit early to ...