He kissed me. I hadn't told Megan but I'd never been kissed either. That was too pathetically sad to pass on. She'd given me the rundown on blow jobs the night before. We'd laughed in my bed until midnight with her stories. She loved to watch guys' faces and had a very enlightening and articulate rendition on how they looked and the sounds they made. I had to finally beg her to stop because my jaw hurt from laughing. Of course, that caused more laughter.

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