Catra’s story was the most bizarre thing Ryan had ever heard, and he had once lost a blackjack game to pixies while high on dragon sh*t.

He was also confused, though he refused to distress Catra any further by contradicting her story, and instead helped her to get in the shower and then to the bed where she promptly passed out. Catra was a powerful witch. One of the most powerful witches he had ever met. That was how they had met after all.

Ryan’s parents had always been ...