"It's going to be fine," Lexi tries to reassure me as we stand outside of the Finance & Legal BNC building.

After I'd had a small meltdown, Lexi talked me into going down to the office to see if I could pick up the package, but by the time we'd gotten here, the offices were closed. I am going to have to wait until tomorrow.

"Fine?! I sent a dildo to my new job. A job where my father works." Two men in suits pause and glance our way at my outburst. I'm making this worse, and I pray they don't ...