Prologue

They’re four characters in this episode: me, the narrator—Mitchelle, a 19-year-old Latino pornstar. My 21-year-old best friend, Adele, an ebony OnlyFans celebrity, and our boyfriends—my boyfriend Dave, he’s a robotic engineer, and Adele’s boyfriend Duke, a poet. Dave’s 27, Duke’s 28.

You must be wondering how these nerds pulled baddies. Yeah, it’s surprising to me and Adele too.

Well, we’re all busy with our lives. It’s summer, and we planned a meetup. Since ...