John's POV

White f*cking chairs. Who puts white chairs in a bar? Seems like they'd just stain. Leather bar stools, waxed to keep the stains out, that's what real bars should have.

And bartenders with dark hair and green eyes and fiery tempers, that's what real bars should have.

But this wasn't his bar.

This was a bar with track lighting and a white bar and white, square, plastic chairs, and white tile, and white walls, and a platinum blonde bartender, dressed in all ...