The scene spiraled into utter chaos, the pandemonium on full display as guests surged to capture the mayhem on their phones.

Outnumbered and overpowered, I was at a clear disadvantage. Thankfully, Yosef’s parents still had a shred of shame—they hurried forward in an attempt to defuse the situation.

“In-laws! In-laws! This is supposed to be the children’s wedding! All these guests are watching—please, let’s stop this madness!”

But Henry was ...