“Didn’t I tell you I was dating someone? Ha. They don’t even know how, but they got in touch with him, handed him a stack of money, and sent him packing. If you think about it, my parents basically helped me filter out a trash man for free. Date me and you’ll get rich overnight—guess I’m basically the money fairy.”

Talia shot me a bright, smug smile. “Zee, we can’t keep letting this kind of insane fortune go to outsiders. How about this—I announce to everyone ...