“Alright. I will start counting in 3-2-1-“

“My parents hated being nocturnal and running through the woods at night looking for sh*t to kill, so they started to train themselves to “be human” again.”

“What?!”

“Autumn, you can’t interrupt, or you’ll lose count,” he fussed, trying not to laugh. “It took my parents months before they could fully adapt to the human cycle again. The biggest challenge for them was getting the ...