“I’ve never written a word in my life,” Kylie says. “I mean, the things you’re saying about me are really nice, considering, but they just aren’t true. I just thought I’d be able to see the show better from up here. I had no idea that the people up here were putting on the show. To be honest, I’m a bit embarrassed.” She smirks at the crowd, and waits a few seconds. “Okay,” she says. A few people laugh, but not all of them. I guess maybe they think she’s serious. ...