Can I just say that I hate book signings? I think they’re pretentious. And what the hell good is an autograph, anyway? How is my signature any better than anyone else’s? I mean, I remember being a kid and collecting comics, and how cool it was that I got Warriors of Plasma number 1 with an autograph, and how Spawn number 1 was worth so much more with Todd MacFarlan’s sig on it. I mean, it makes sense for comics. But books? You don’t resell books. There’s no point in getting an ...