"I present to you Prince Leonard Jeffery the third and his wife, Princess Samantha Jackson-Jeffery." The whole cathedral broke out in cheering, whistling and ululation.

"Could we skip the reception? I would like to see if I could maybe score a fifth in there," Leo whispered to her as they made their way down the aisle towards the ballroom. Sammy giggled and elbowed him playfully. He was such a flirt.

"Behave, my Prince," she laughed.

"Don't you mean ...