When she wasn’t making herself crazy, it was my turn. I had a million and one things to do and the kid wasn’t even here yet. “Lily, chill the fuck down before you give yourself an ulcer.”

“I can’t, we have a lot to do before the baby gets here and there’s still the wedding to get through and…” And on and on she went.

“It’ll get done whether you worry or not.”

“That’s easy for you to say. Typical male, you think you have all the time in the ...