We cleaned up and I headed for the bed while she did her thing before joining me.

“Don’t put on any of that shit before you come to bed babe.”

“What shit crazy person?”

“You know, that female shit you slather on before we go to bed. I want to smell you tonight okay. The real you, not that manmade bullshit.”

“You know, we’ve come a long way from the cave Conan, geez.” She rolled her eyes at me with her sassy self before wagging that fine ass ...