We walked to the nearest cafe, one that is open 24/7. We walked inside and sat down at a table and ordered coffee. While we waited for our coffee, I spoke first.

“Sam, what in the hell do you think you are trying to do here?” I asked Sam.

“What do you mean?” Sam replied.

“Don’t be stupid about this, I know what you’re trying to pull here!” I said loudly, the waitress looked at me like I’m nuts.

“I’m here to do this photoshoot, ...